Write me an article in a human manner of a thousand or more words adapted for Google Discovery aimed at the American public interested in Celebrities and Hollywood cinema,american pop music. Who should be in this post ironically-investigative, a little frivolous and revealing notes in the style of a journalist Oli Coleman (Page Six).all links to the materials used in the post should be placed in a single list at the bottom after the post.all links must be active but do not place links inside the text of the post, this is mandatory. This article should be as detailed as possible and exactly match all the parameters of Google Discovery no need to make links inside the post no need to make emoji links need to be made a separate list at the end of the post and these links should be active. make description and slug. Here are two viral-ready posts tailored for Twitter (X) and Bluesky, playing into the humor ironic and buzz of the moment: the title of the article should be interesting to read but it should not be vulgarly clickbait so that the title fully meets Google Discovery standards.We have developed a checklist with you, please strictly adhere to it.
✅ Google Discover Celebrity Article Checklist
1. Headline
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Celebrity name(s) appear at the start.
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Specific and intriguing, but not clickbait (avoid “You won’t believe…”).
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60–75 characters (fits nicely in Discover).
2. Meta Description
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140–160 characters.
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Punchy + factual + a touch of intrigue.
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Includes at least one trending keyword (lawsuit, scandal, red carpet, breakup, etc.).
3. Slug (URL)
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Short, lowercase, dash-separated.
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Only includes essential keywords (e.g. cardi-b-lawsuit-security-guard).
4. Intro Paragraph
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Grabs attention with drama or irony.
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Sets the tone — witty, conversational, investigative-lite.
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Names the key players (celebs, location, event).
5. Body Structure
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Short paragraphs (2–4 sentences).
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Subheads every few scrolls (playful, clear).
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Mix of reporting (“what happened”) + commentary (“what it means for celeb culture”).
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At least 1,000 words (Google Discover favors depth).
6. Tone
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Ironic + a little frivolous, like Page Six / Oli Coleman.
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Balanced with factual sourcing.
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Snarky but not mean — playful, not cruel.
7. Keywords
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Naturally woven in (celebrity names, film/music titles, trending phrases).
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No awkward keyword stuffing.
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Think like a gossip mag index tag.
8. Visuals
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At least 1–2 high-quality images.
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Prefer close-up, portrait-style celebrity shots.
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Clear alt text describing who is pictured.
9. Sources
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All sources listed at the bottom only.
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Active, reputable links format –name website- title article – active link
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No inline links in the body.
10. Closing
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Ends with a playful but thoughtful kicker (a wink to the reader).
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Opens space for speculation or future updates (“Hollywood loves a sequel…”).
11. Social Boost
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Two witty posts drafted for X & Bluesky.
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Play up irony, humor, and buzz.
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Tease but don’t oversell.
👉 If you run each draft against this checklist, your posts will be Google Discover optimized AND pop-culture glossy — basically, a mix of Vanity Fair meets Page Six with an algorithmic polish.